 Teacher: What is your caste?Student: Pehle hum Singh they, Phir Rajput hue, Phir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi   |
| Ek bar karo na plz… Kisi ko pata nahi chalega… Plz karo naaa… Muje acha lage ga… Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri Kar do na plz… Ek pyara sa SMS! |
| A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u? Man: No, I work in a condom factory n these r customers’ complaints. |
| Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend: Acha wo kaise? Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi! |
| Mother, to her teenage daughter, - I think its right time, we should talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know? |
| English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor? Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we. |
| Pehle kiss karo, Phir palang per leta do, Phir chaddi utar do, Phir niche haath lagao, Aur check karo k Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na |
| He came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left I was hurt . . . Bloody… Mosquito ! |
| Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se nikla aur chala gaya. Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli Kyu… Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi! |
| Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa |
| Teri sula ke lu, Ya bitha ke lu, Ya tujhe karu khada, Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu, Ab tu hi bata Ki mein teri… Photo kaise lu |
| Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day! |
| Last night I went to bed without u. Cold, thinking of u, Missing ur warmth, Your soft touch against my skin. Where were u last night? My blanket… |
| Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat? A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai. Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai... |
| Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao! |
| Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend. Wife says, if you behave like this, You will lose all your friends. |
| Father: You should marry this girl. She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati. Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati. |
| Palat k Dekh Jaalim, Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai, Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai, Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai. |
| Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female. A student: Teacher I know few more. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex..... |
| A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. |
| It’s the thing that satisfies Your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, In the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind! |
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