Funny SMS Messages - 2

A boy to girlfriend If I was an artist U would b my picture If I was a poet U would b my inspiration If I was an author U would b my story But I'm only a cartoonist

Telling a Lie is: A mistake for a child, An art for a lover, An accomplishment for a bachelor, and A matter of survival for a married man.

Boy: I am not rich like Andy; I don't even have a big car like Andy. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Andy.

Tom: Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Sandy: Because, women don't have a wife.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man, when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Moni: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty: Aacha aur kya kaha mummy nay? Moni: Agar woh kamini na de, to Renu aunty se lay aana.

It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!

Postman: I have to come 7 miles to deliver this packet to you. Santa: Why did u come so far? U could have posted it instead.

Commerce professor to a student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Can we romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon! Yours lovingly - "Mosquito"

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not your figure too... Beauty is the inner self, So change your underwear daily.

An engineering student to his peon brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, and I can sit in society. What do you have? Peon: I have the job.

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

What's the difference between wife and neighbour’s wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Getting married is very much like Going to a restaurant with friends You order what you want, but When you see what the other has You wish you had ordered that.

How would you justify having two girlfriends at a time? Monopoly is always damaging & competition improves service!

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth.

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