 Driver: Sir Ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.   |
| Santa Singh, while riding a cycle, suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maaru??!!! |
| Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up. |
| Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" |
| Santa: O Banno, Car ki speed itani kyu badha di..? Biwi: Oji, car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai! |
| Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept. |
| Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! |
| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman |
| Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga... |
| Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call |
| Santa, standing on platform, suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: You'll die. Santa: You'll die. Haven't you heard that train is coming on the platform? |
| Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the notes from his books when teacher erases the board. |
| A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... |
| Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, but only after u leave. |
| Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000? Santa: I think I'll take the money. |
| Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi. |
| Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love u sister." |
| Banta ek sadhu se bola - Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
| Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go. |
| Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, Hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, Aur woh teeno kambhakt peete nahin. |
| Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. |
| Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? |
| Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what he said next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. |
| Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata. |
| Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, Ab use pehchan nahi pa raha. |
| Teacher asked Santa: What is d meaning of Tamso Maa Jyotir Gamaya? Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya. |
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