 Never think of the past, it brings tears...If you think of the future, it brings fears... So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers!   |
| Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai. Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. |
| Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. |
| God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes! |
| Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, They r afraid u will Wing the Wong number. |
| If u read this, I'm Smart. If u save this, you agree that I'm Smart. If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm Smart & If u delete this, u r jealous coz I'm Smart |
| Sardar bulb par apne baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap: Kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: Aap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
| Man: What is million years to u? God: Only a second. Man: What are billion of dollars to u? God: Only a coin. Man: Give me a coin. God: Wait a second... |
| What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? Peace on Earth! |
| A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes. |
| Days are too busy, Hours are too fast Seconds are too few But there's always Time for me? To disturb you |
| When u get this SMS, send it to One person u love, One u hate, One u always think of & One u wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to u!! |
| What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. |
| Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents. |
| Hello! I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... Sorry! I have to leave; I can't find a brain? |
| Ravan had 20 eyes, but he sighted only one woman ? You have only 2 eyes, but you sight every woman? Now who is Ravan? |
| Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... |
| Signpost outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Don?t kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!? |
| If u don?t like any of my SMS Or don?t like to read Or if my messages disturb u, Then please don?t hesitate, feel free? To Throw Ur Mobile!!! |
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