 The secret of happiness is notdoing what one likes, but liking what one has to do.   |
| Always forgive your enemies; nothing else annoys them so much. |
| Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue? Nissar: Jawani janeman ??. Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan?? Nissar ho gaya! |
| The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. |
| Brains aren?t everything. In fact, in your case, they?re nothing. |
| Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. |
| Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink? Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation. |
| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |
| You never fail until you stop trying. |
| If you can?t explain it simply, you don?t understand it well enough |
| Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. |
| Is that love I see in your eyes, Or merely a reflection of mine? |
| I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out. |
| Science without Religion is Lame, Religion without Science is Blind. |
| What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
| Plan your work and work your plan. |
| Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I?m with you. |
| Algebra: A weapon of math destruction. |
| A man can?t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. |
| If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? |
| Death is not the greatest loss in life, The greatest loss is What dies in you when you are alive. |
| Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B\'s B - Bikes. B - Beers. B - Babes. B - Bunks And The Most Important. B - Backlogs. |
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