 Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?Pati: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.   |
| A perfect gift for u! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It's a SMILE from me to u! |
| When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
| One tree can start a forest, One smile can start a friendship One touch can show love and care One person like you can make life worth living! |
| Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obeys you! Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first. |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would surely put U and I together. |
| Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend main galian kyon de rahe the? Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai. Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi? Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha. |
| You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. |
| Husband: Tum kaun ho! Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye. Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai. |
| Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. |
| Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why will you die? Husband: Because main itni khushi Bardasht nahin kar sakta. |
| Cellphones can be irritating. Have to buy a card. Have to recharge battery. Msgs get delayed There is only one thing I love about it. It connects me & you. |
| Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. |
| A day without your love is a day without life. I can't think of anything but you. |
| Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks, but promise me, You will stay there for the rest of your life. |
| I love you not because of who you are, But because of who I am when I am with you. |
| Wife: If I die what will you do? Husband: I will be mad! Wife: Will you marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai! |
