Husband SMS 1

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice".

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

Ghadi aur biwi main kia farq hai? Ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur Doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.

If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!

Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha? Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!

How Women call their husband! 1st Year: Jaanu 2nd Year: OG 3rd Year: Sunte Ho 4th Year: O Munne k papa 5th Year: Kaha mar gaye 6th Year: Aap aate ho k mai aaon

Husband Malang Baba Se: Meri Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti Hai Uska Koi Ellaj Batao, Malang: Beta Agr Bivi Ka Koi Ellaj Hota To Aj Mein Malang Na Hota

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR Love.

Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change, Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not. Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast & Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey nend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalt fehmi? Husband: Yehi k mein nee

I have the "I", I have the "L", I have the "O", I have the "V", I have the "E" Can I plz can I have "U"?

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

I have liked many, but loved few. Still, no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue. For the pleasure of having a moment with u.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever!

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