Sardar SMS 2

** sardar's girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said " Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!

** Two sardarji's looking at an egyptian mummy;
sardar1:luk, so many bandages pakka truck accident case;
sardar2:areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.

** sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.

**Sardar falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

**Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?
Librarian : So, U are d one who took the TelephoneDirectory....

**A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question;
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

**One tourist from America asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

**A Sardar saw a Beautiful lady,he Went and Kissed her.
Lady: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

**Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his Office Staff.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

**What is Common between : Jesus, Rama, Gandhiji & Krishna?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

**One day Sardar happened to see some guys running.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a Contest. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar.

**Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

**A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 15 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

**Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future sentence is "u will go to jail".

**Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

**Sardar wins 10 cr from Rs. 10 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 9 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 10 cr or else return my 10 Rs back.

**Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

**Someone asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

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