Marriage SMS 1

To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up.

There's a way of transferring funds That is even faster than net banking. It's called marriage.

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gum, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

An unmarried man to his married friend How much does it cost to get married? “No idea,” replied the Friend, “I’m still paying for it…”

The theory used to be you marry older men Because they are more mature. The new theory is that men never mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

It’s funny when people discuss about Love marriage vs Arranged marriage. It’s like asking someone, If suicide is better or being murdered.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself Would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

When a man holds a woman’s hand Before marriage, it is love; After marriage, it is self-defense.

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan After Marriage he’s like Hutch… Wherever You Go Our Network Follows.

One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

First marriage is the Triumph of imagination over intelligence Second marriage is the Triumph of hope over experience

What is the difference between married and dead? Dead people are free, but the married ones are not.

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata. :p

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege – Only a married person can get divorced.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Love is one long sweet dream, And marriage is the alarm clock.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two fighters shaking hands before the fight begins!

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