 I really deeply wishYou were here in my room, On my bed, with lights off We would be under the cover together… And I will show you my glowing… Wrist Watch.   |
| Dear Mobile user We can see that you are too dump to use your mobile Please put it on the floor and start jumping on it. Yours Mobile Operator. |
| According to Newton's 1st Law of Love Love neither can be created nor be destroyed, Only be changed from one girlfriend to another |
| Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: Well, this depends on your husband, Whether he allows me or not. |
| When I was young, I begged God for a mobile, But realized God does not work that way... So, I stole a mobile and begged for forgiveness! |
| One out of four people in the world is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother Are not Chinese, it must be you. |
| A girl phoned me yesterday and said... "Come on over, there?s nobody at home." I went over. Nobody was home! |
| To live a comfortable life, one needs Brain, reflex, IQ Knowledge, way of expression And many more qualities. Amazingly, you are doing great Without it! |
| What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". |
| Husband: Did u have any boyfriend before our marriage? After 2 minutes of silence… Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Wife: I am still counting... |
| Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kiske liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. |
| Q: Why is sex similar to shaving? A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today, Tomorrow you have to do it again. |
| Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
| Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or Wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi Ye Aap ka Veham hai. |
| Q: Lesbian kisko kehte hain? A: Two kamini ladkiyan, jo ladko ko khush nahi dekh sakti! |
| Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r toll-free calls, Call girls r roaming calls, Neighbour girls r missed calls. |
| A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill! |
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