 Teacher: Name 5 animals living in the water?Sardar: Frog. Teacher: Theek hai aur das? Sardar: Frog da praah, bhen, pyo te maa.   |
| A Sardar joined army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga. |
| Sardar Ji as a Director: You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height Hero: I don't know Swimming. Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty... |
| Sardar: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me? Friend: I don?t know. Sardar: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his! |
| Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
| Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls, u r married now. Sardar: U mean if I am on diet, I can?t look at the menu also? |
| A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun? |
| Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ? |
| A Sardar on an interview for Detective Q: River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: Liquid state. Q: Who Killed Gandhi Ji? Sardar: Thanks for d job, I?ll investigate. |
| Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche... |
| Ek Sardar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... Saari zindagi sochta raha Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun? |
| Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..... |
| 3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the, Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi. Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja. |
| Sardar: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Friend: Tu uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga. Sardar: Arre yaar, Sagi Behan ki tarah rakhta tha. |
| What's an adult joke? Sardar: Any joke which is eighteen years old. |
| Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai? Son: Pata nahi. Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Son: Ram Lal kaun hai? Sardar: Pata nahi. Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo. |
| A Sardar Ji was committing suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend. |
| Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de. Sardar to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai. |
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