 Last night a monster came in to my dream.He said - I want to disturb some good person. I suggested him your name. He said - I cannot disturb my boss.   |
| Day Time, Night Time Work Time, Off Time Happy Time, Sad Time Good Time, Bad Time Any Time… Why you look like a Monkey? |
| U r a nice person... But... U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1. Pray to God so that u can live.... 2. Take a bath so that others can live.... |
| Rose, Lotus, Tulip Sunflower, Jasmine, Lilly All flowers r sweet But they have no comparison with u, Kyun ki… Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai. |
| What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. The choice is yours…….. |
| I saw U in park today. U were looking so fine, Ur face so divine, Ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who let the Dogs out! |
| R u mad? Why r u reading me? There is nothing to read in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now. |
| Congrats, U have been awarded An M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’ Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s. |
| Rose is Lal Sky is Nila, Ur brain is like Khali Patila. Bura maan liya? O.K Rose is red Sky is blue, I born smart What d hell happened to u? Thora sa or bura maan lo! |
| Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic cover? No…??? Quickly see your driving license. |
| From Mon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings for u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache! |
| I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever I miss u …. I just want to see u …. Do u know why……. It’s juts because …… I love Cartoons! |
| Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!! |
| Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but You are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world… |
| Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far. |
| Kamaal tere nakhrey, Kamaal tera style hai, Baat karne ki tameez nahin Aur haath mein mobile hai? |
| 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo... One was caught watching TV... Another playing football and The third one will be caught… Reading this sms |
| Today is an international day For the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging SMS to a mentally disabled friend, As I have done……… |
| Mosam shabab ka Nasha sharab ka Parda janab ka Aur rang gulab ka In main sabse haseen to dekho SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka” |
| How to keep a fool entertained *press down* ......???..???.. ...... ?.........???? How to keep a fool entertained *press up* |
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